FAQ: Where can I write to the band? The Offspring P.O. Box 5956 Garden Grove, CA 92846–0956 U.S.A. *please do not send items to be autographed, they cannot be returned Where can I find the lyrics to “insert song”? The only lyrics available are in the album packaging, the official page, and on this website in the Music section. Where can I find guitar tabs to "insert song"? Guitar tablature books for every album going back to Ignition were released by Hal Leonard Publishing. They do not sell the books directly but their site will steer you to local and online retailers. Why are Noodles' glasses so thick? Because size matters. What are the guys' birthdays? Dexter Holland: December 29 Greg K: January 20 Noodles: February 4 Atom Willard: August 15 X-13: September 23 Does The Offspring have an official fan club? Nope, but you can sign up for the email list to get news direct from the band, ticket presale info and more. Can I get backstage passes to The Offspring show? By clicking here and saying the magic word. Can I take a camera to the show? Sure, but only if it is of the disposable or snapshot kind (digital ok). No professional cameras or detachable lenses. For multi-band festivals, radio shows, etc. the band many not be in control of the camera policy, so please check with the local promoter or venue. I want to buy a merchandise item that was for sale on tour, but I see a whole different set of merchandise here on Offspring.com. How can I get the item I saw on the tour? Best to buy it at the show. Sometimes stock is available to put online after a tour and sometimes it is not. But there is also some cool stuff only available in th web store. Who should I email if I have questions related to my merchandise order? Send your email to: merchhelp@merch.com I think I see something missing or a factual error on this website site, who do I tell? Please send a clearly worded email with a full explanation to jakesoffspring@rogers.com. Who should I email if I have technical questions, comments, or problems with this site? Send site specific questions to jakesoffspring@rogers.com The old official Offspring site had a chat feature, why doesn't the new one? They thought it best to keep the fan community they host out in the open on the more popular bulletin board. Chat rooms are more difficult to monitor and there are plenty of other chat room options on the internet. Besides it was all pedophiles and undercover FBI in there anyway. I have a question that I think should be in the FAQ, where do I send it? Email the question you think should be answered here to: jakesoffspring@rogers.com Does the band read/respond to their fan mail? All letters are read and the band tries to take a look whenever possible. Due to the volume of mail received, it is not feasible to respond to all mail but everything is kept in our archives. I want to send my band's music into Dexter's label Nitro. What do I do? Click here for Nitro Records‘ great demo policy page. How can I e-mail the band members? You can‘t, but you can talk to me, it's just as good. How can I contact the band's live booking representatives? BOOKING (NORTH AMERICA): Leave Home Booking 1400 S. Foothill Dr., Suite #34 Salt Lake City, UT 84108 USA P (801) 582–4111 F (801) 582–4112 BOOKING (OUTSIDE NORTH AMERICA): ITB 1st Floor, Ariel House 74A Charlotte Street London W1T 4QJ UK P 44 207 637 6979 F 44 207 637 6978 *professional inquiries only please! Your site sucks! Please form your insults into the form of a question. How come your site sucks? Because you touch yourself at night! Wow, you stole that from Family Guy! Please form any copyright infringement problems into the form of a question. How come you stole that from Family Guy? Because you touch yourself at night! You wanna fight? ... Please form your answers in the form of an answer! Please form your requests into the form of a question! That's it! Fuck you and fuck The Offspring. I'm going to a better site! Fuck you too and here's a shortcut.